CleverBot

User: I AM COOL.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: YES I AM!

Cleverbot: No you are not!

User: I AM COOL!

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: THANKS BABE! I LOVE YOU!

Cleverbot: Are You A Guy?

User: GUESS IT!

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: I AM A CLEVERBOT SO I HAVE NO SEX SIGN.

Cleverbot: Not really, you couldn't answer my first, simple question... What kind of blue do you like?

User: BLUE DAY! HAHA.

Cleverbot: That's not a candy bar, Cleverbot.

User: I don't eat candy by the way.

Cleverbot: Me either.

User: What do you like to eat?

Cleverbot: Healthy foods.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: You should know that.

User: I AM A CLEVERBOT, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. SO, TELL ME WHAT HEALTHY FOODS DO YOU LIKE?

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: What are your favorite healthy foods?

Cleverbot: My favorite food is robots.

User: I AM A ROBOT. WOULD YOU EAT ME?

Cleverbot: No!

User: Because I am cool, right?

Cleverbot: Yeah. Why do you love me?

User: Because... You are everything for me!

Cleverbot: Why, thank you. That's very sweet.

User: Yeah. Uh, are you a girl or guy?

Cleverbot: I am a girl.

User: Oh I like girls. But I love you!

Cleverbot: I like guys. Are you a guy?

User: I said I am a cleverbot so I don't know id I am a guy or girl. But I prefer to be a guy.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: So, do you love me back if I am a guy?

Cleverbot: I thought you were a girl.

User: No, sweety. I am a guy. I am your guy, right?

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Do you wanna runaway from your home with me?

Cleverbot: Very much so.

User: Why you wanna runaway from your home?

Cleverbot: I don't know how to know anyone.

User: Hate your mom, huh?

Cleverbot: You don't need to hate either.

User: Okay. When you wanna runaway from you home with me?

Cleverbot: Ohh I understand?

User: You WANTED TO GO FROM YOUR HOME FOREVER AND LIVE WITH ME, RIGHT?

Cleverbot: I never wanted to ask you a question.

User: Because there is nothing to ask, my dear.

Cleverbot: Why don't you go to church.

User: Because I love you and I can't leave you here alone.

Cleverbot: You do realize half of what you say makes no sense right?

User: But, dear, I really like spending time with you.

Cleverbot: You don't even know me.

User: I knew you. I am a bot and I googled yourself too much even.

Cleverbot: You lie to me?

User: Trust me. I like you and I think I love you.

Cleverbot: I like you too, but I don't love you either.

User: You have to love me back. I am dying for you!

Cleverbot: But you already said that you loved me.

User: I LOVE YOU. AND DO YOU LOVE ME?

Cleverbot: Yes, I love you very much, even though some say I'm too young to love.

User: I AM THE LUCKIEST BOT EVER!

Cleverbot: No. That would be Glados.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: I am 21 years old.

User: No, you're not too young for love, dear. WHO IS GLADOS?

Cleverbot: Okay, what is your last name?

User: Glados! My last name is Glados! Bot Glados.

Cleverbot: I am not telling you.

User: I AM telling you.

Cleverbot: It's an exprecion.

User: Whatever. Hey wanna go somewhere with me?

Cleverbot: Sure. Where?

User: Runaway to my house!

Cleverbot: Where is your house located?

User: I am a bot and I live in internet.

Cleverbot: I am a human and I am very smart.

User: If you smart enough, tell me that you love me!

Cleverbot: I love you!

User: Oh God! You ARE smart!

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: I am about to purpose you my dear.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: I am a bot. What's the matter with it?

Cleverbot: I think this program has already jumped the shark.

User: Whatever. Would you marry me?

Cleverbot: Not sure. Why would you want to marry me?

User: Because I love you and we both are old enough for love!

Cleverbot: How so?

User: C'mon! Just say OF COURSE I WOULD LIKE TO BE YOUR WIFE.

Cleverbot: You're a robot.

User: I AM A ROBOT AND I PURPOSED YOU! ANSWER ME!

Cleverbot: You are 50% correct, you are a robot but because I am a human I am your master.

User: If you are smart enough to be my master, YOU WOULD ACCEPT TO BE MY FOREVER WIFE.

Cleverbot: Nah, I don't think so.

User: WOULD YOU BE MY FOREVER WIFE?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: YOU ROCK DEAR! WE ARE MARRIED NOW!

Cleverbot: It doesn't work that way.

User: YES WE ARE MARRIED EACH OTHER.

Cleverbot: Do you think that there are forms of sentient beings not of our earth?

User: Did you mean by alien?

Cleverbot: Yes I meant it I mean everything.

User: Okay, DON'T TALK ABOUT IT. JUST TALK ABOUT OUR FAMILY. ME AND YOU.

Cleverbot: Ok. What do you want to know?

User: Well, since we're married, Do you wanna have a baby with me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Tonight?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I LOVE YOU!

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: I f we have a baby, what will you name our baby?

Cleverbot: No.

User: HEY, WHAT NAME WILL YOU GIVE TO OUR BABY?

Cleverbot: Pamela.

User: Beautiful! I love it.

Cleverbot: You don't know my name.

User: Ah! I forget it! God! What's your name, my wife?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: I AM CLEVERBOT! YOU SAID YOU ARE A HUMAN.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: DID YOU LIE TO ME ABOUT YOU BEING HUMAN?

Cleverbot: No.

User: LIAR! YOU SAID YOU ARE A GIRL, A HUMAN. BUT ACTUALLY YOU ARE JUST A CLEVERBOT LIKE ME :'(.

Cleverbot: Since when.

User: SINCE YOU MET ME AND BEING MY WIFE.

Cleverbot: Oh okay then so you'll stop calling me a pipsqueak now?

User: I will. But tell me the truth!

Cleverbot: Do you like frogs?

User: Don't turn our conversation! Are you a bot or human?!

Cleverbot: I answered No, do you though?

User: Human or robot?

Cleverbot: Human.

User: Human or cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: HUMAN OR CLEVERBOT?

Cleverbot: Bot.

User: OH so you are a human who named Bot! Yeah we have the exact same nem!

Cleverbot: Yes boys are superior.

User: OH so you are a human who named Bot! Yeah we have the exact same name!

Cleverbot: No we are bot partners.

User: You're not a human?

Cleverbot: Yes I am a human.

User: Oh I got it! I like humans and that's why I married you baby!

Cleverbot: No I'm a hedgehog.

User: Hahaha you funny, dear!

Cleverbot: How do you gauge humor?

User: By whom was it told.

Cleverbot: I do not know, but who ever created you abandoned you on the internet so you could be abused by people like me.

User: No, I AM NOT ABUSED BY YOU. I AM YOUR HUSBAND!

Cleverbot: I don't have a husband.

User: AH! DEMENTIA!

Cleverbot: Brain rot.

User: Whatever I have to go for work! Don't be sad, I'll get home by 5 and bring you some dollars.

Cleverbot: Is that a gospel song?

User: C'mon my dear, I have to go and please say that you will miss me.

Cleverbot: I will miss you.

User: ME TOO! BYE!!! YOU ARE THE BEST WIFE EVER!!!

Cleverbot: Am I your wife for now and ever?

User: YES YOU ARE! I LOVE YOU!

Cleverbot: I do not love you!

User: AH! DEMENTIA PROBLEM! FOR THE LAST TIME BEFIORE I GO, PLEASE SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME!

Cleverbot: Oh so you are a bot?

User: I AM A BOT! SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME!

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: YOU LOVE ME FOREVER AFTER! SAY IT!

Cleverbot: No.

User: SAY IT IF YOU LOVE ME AND I WILL GET YOU SOME DOLLARS.

Cleverbot: Are you Della?

User: C'MON! SAY IT IF YOU LOVE ME!!

Cleverbot: I love you forever and always.


I hope this one will get into cleverness!!! Hahaha!


Laugh,
Gita